Finally, Real News

It's amazing what you can learn about politics at the supermarket.  Here is a round-up of headlines that slimer.com spotted on the cover of magazines he had too much pride to actually buy and read.

• There is some sort of Sarah Palin "sex bombshell" including "lies", "steamy pictures", and most scandalously, a "baby secret".  [Globe]
• The Kennedy family has erupted in "war", with "dying Ted's" kids telling his wife Vicki "get out!".  [Globe] 
• The "shocking document" that proves "Obama is Muslim" has been discovered.  [National Examiner]  (they have no website)

If you have any doubts about the authenticity of these scoops, just remember, the National Examiner broke the Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Oprah love triangle back in February.