Monday, September 22, 2008

Florida Will Fuck America Again

Drudge Report is pushing a story that 60,000 people in Florida showed up to see moron would-be failed vice president Sarah Palin. The only problem: The story is a lie.

The "60,000" estimate was given by the backwoods retard fire marshall of the planned Orlando suburb. CNN put the number at 1/6 the fire marshall's. The moron assumed every single member of the bullshit community showed up to see the stupid talker.

HOWEVER -- I wouldn't say the fire marshall's being totally unreasonable here. Most of The Village's residents don't know who they are, and if they did show up, were probably just wheelchaired into the crowd by McCain himself so they could drool in fresh air instead of their condo's dead smell of shitty diapers.

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