Sunday, September 21, 2008

Hanging Limply

Slate concludes: Barack Obama is a pussy. slimer.com learns this from gay blogger Andrew Sullivan.

On a completely hypocritical note, slimer.com's Iraqi friend has assured him that unless the Troops stay in Iraq for a hundred years like Old Man McCain wants, Maliki will be dead and America is fucked.

Luckily though, he confirms what every sensible, Native-Born Citizen wants to believe -that David Patreus is the only U.S. Passport-holder walking the Planet Earth with any idea what the fuck is going on in the crossection of the multiverse we refer to as Reality.

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