Okay, first of all there's a new article on Human Events that compares Obama to Jimmy Carter, Chamberlin, and Herbert Hoover. Okay, whatever. A month into his presidency and he's already the worst president of all time. I already knew they were going to say that.
Most importantly there's a comment below the article by someone who really, REALLY plans out his internet comments. He thinks he's funny, he thinks he's cool, and he thinks the cliched left wing stereotypes are going to make his fellow conservatives wet their pants.
Maybe liberals can see what makes us so mad about Obama if they asked themselves a simple question:
If you were going to build a train path between 2 points on taxpayer dollars, where would it be besides L.A. to Las Vegas? I can think of at least 5 ideas liberals would have liked much more:
5. A five-mile train that runs from junior proms in downtown L.A. to secret abortion clinics in Burbank. Only students and vaguely known school counselors are allowed to ride. This is a one stop ride-no stations at any nearby adoption homes allowed.
4. A ten-mile ‘God Damn America’ train that loops Washington D.C. Riders get to wear earphones that point out the lack of minorities in government. Trips by the White House and the Attorney General’s Office are excluded. Don’t worry, the train would have cost far more money under President Bush, since he had a black Secretary of State (twice), a black N.S.A. Chair, and a black Domestic Policy Advisor. Barrack Obama’s cabinet, hand-picked- is so white the train might be called the ’Vanilla Extract.’
3. A San Francisco ‘Observation Train.’ This train has no doors. Visitors from the East Bay are transported across the water and around the city. As captives in this train, passengers can’t leave a carbon footprint. It is a Green Train, meaning it brings money, not people. San Francisco likes the capital, just not the ism.
2. An 1800-mile train from Washington, D.C. to Maricopa County, Arizona. Now this train costs a lot more than the Vegas Train. The thing is, we could use this train to send Obama’s cabinet picks who failed to pay their income taxes straight to Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Let’s face it-the thought of Tim Geithner in pink shorts sounds good considering how we are taking it in the shorts from him. Let’s call it ‘AMTRAX.’
1. The Castro Train. A 90-mile train to Havana�"a liberal’s dream. At one third the distance of the Vegas Train, this train will bring liberals to Mecca. Now travelers can go to Havana for their medical needs (apparently Michael Moore’s liposuction there wasn’t successful). Revelers can tour Castro’s political prisons and talk to people who would view water boarding as sensual massage. Word is Bill Clinton, on his own, can make this train financially viable: So many interns, and so many Cuban cigars.
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Get it? Liberals are socialists/communists and hate God. I'm serious, do you get it?
Next up, Your American Cretin is going to check out Conservative Music Online. [Human Events]
2 comments:
Definitely enjoying the blog, which i found with this post. Have you seen Mtsar's Architects of Control yet. I also notice you have no Jordan Maxwell. Any particular reason?
I guess there aren't too many things funnier than a New World Order comic book.
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