McCain Will Debate After Naptime

Did anyone really think McCain wasn't going to go to the debate tonight? I mean, the guy is a born loser. "My friends, these times are much too important to talk about them in public with a moderator against someone who's clearly smarter than me and whom I disrespect wholeheartedly. You've seen my sleaze ads, right? My friends?"

The problem with McCain is that he makes claim that Barack Obama has no opinions and is only in the race for himself, to be a celebrity or some such nonsense. But it's a truth that McCain has never stopped running for president and actually was able to let bygones be bygones with a man who called his daugter -- who he's supposed to, what, love? -- illegitimate. His fucking daughter. It's McCain who's consistently gone on television, appearing in blockbuster movies, and giving himself ridiculous nicknames that have nothing to do with his record in the senate. The guy is so shameless, he let the metropolitan midget Rudy Giuliani -- of all people! -- tell an infantile St. Paul crowd full of "Drill Here! Drill Now!" sexual innuendoed hats that Barack Obama doesn't understand small town folks.

Thank God McCain was able to take the time out of his busy schedule that includes napping, getting fitted for a coffin, and putting a muzzle on his midgeted would-be failed vice president, to talk nonsense about supporting the troops and putting the soil his 15 houses are laid upon ahead of himself. [Politico]

Afternoon Armageddon

• McCain suspends his campaign for the good of being elected president.
  
• McCain is too much of a vagina to debate in the middle of an economic wet shit storm.
  
• McCain has learned that you don't deal with American crises by slathering cake all over the father of your illegitimate black baby's face.
  
• Bush, still president -- president! -- points out the obvious in a boring speech tonight, that is sure to send the DOW down another 300 points.
  
• Obama to McCain: Thanks for returning my call, but the debate is still on, you old bumbling fuck.
  
• Al Gore: Still insane.

Rick Davis: Moron Scumbag

NY Times:

"One of the giant mortgage companies at the heart of the credit crisis paid $15,000 a month to a firm owned by Senator John McCain’s campaign manager from the end of 2005 through last month...The disclosure contradicts a statement Sunday night by Mr. McCain that the campaign manager, Rick Davis, had no involvement with the company for the last several years. Mr. Davis’s firm received the payments from the company, Freddie Mac, until it was taken over by the government this month along with Fannie Mae."

No fucking shit. Rick Davis is the same liar that thought it was a good campaign strategy to make fun of Barack Obama for being likable and healthy.

Remember this trashcan of stupidity?:

"Only a celebrity of Barack Obama's magnitude could attract 200,000 fans in Berlin who gathered for the mere opportunity to be in his presence. These are not supporters or even voters, but fans fawning over The One. Only celebrities like Barack Obama go to the gym three times a day, demand "MET-RX chocolate roasted-peanut protein bars and bottles of a hard-to-find organic brew -- Black Forest Berry Honest Tea" and worry about the price of arugula."

Rick Davis: Twerp

Yesterday:
McCain says, "My campaign manager [Rick Davis] has stopped [lobbying], has had nothing to do with it since, and I’ll be glad to have his record examined by anybody who wants to look at it."

This morning:
The New York Times says, Rick Davis was paid $30,000 a month for five years as president of an advocacy group that was set up by the mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to defend them against stricter regulations, current and former officials say.

Later:
Steve Schmidt says, "Whatever The New York Times once was, it is today not by any standard a journalistic organization."

Then:
New York Times says, "The New York Times is committed to covering the candidates fully, fairly and aggressively, [and by the way, fuck you. Stop crying.]"

And finally:
The Politico says, "Sen. John McCain’s top campaign aides convened a conference call today to complain of being called “liars.” They pressed the media to scrutinize specific elements of Sen. Barack Obama’s record. But the call was so rife with simple, often inexplicable misstatements of fact that it may have had the opposite effect: to deepen the perception, dangerous to McCain, that he and his aides have little regard for factual accuracy."