Ramussen: Obama 50, McCain 45

America, fuck yeah.

Sarah Palin: A 72 Year-Old Heartbeat Away

First of all, I mean -- and this should be obvious -- we should allow Israel to do whatever SHE so pleases, because -- bear with me here -- SHE is our friend and a major ally, and, well, SECOND HOLOCAUST is coming and when one country says they're the bad guy -- I mean -- when one country wants to kill another country, that country is the bad guy, as opposed to, well, what I meant to say is, okay -- let's say there are three guys; two good, one bad. The good guy that wants to melt the skin off the bad guy -- as the maverick used to do when he mavericked the North Vietnamese after flying off-course maverick-like -- the other good guy is that good guy's maverick friend. And the maverick friend says, yes, melt the skin and party all you want because you, too, can be a maverick.

Pedophilia Isn't Funny Anymore

Conservatives are pissed.  Apparently, the worst show in television for the last 30 years made a joke this weekend about Todd Palin fucking his numerous children.  The Phony Outrage Movement can be forgiven for their fury though, considering that the skit was so prolifically uninspired and uninteresting, it could have been mistaken for a segment on any major cable news network. 

Here it is.  Put on your funny hats.

One redneck quoted by WorldNetDaily had this to say:

"It is time the Palin family brought out the big guns. They need to sue General Electric, NBC, 'Saturday Night Live,'" said Al Barrs of Bascom, Fla. "This is clearly criminal and defamation of character of an entire family and state. All the above needs to be taken to their knees big time once and for all."

On a sidenote, while I was reading this shitty story on that shitty website, this advertisement was blinking on the sidebar.