Afternoon Armageddon

• McCain suspends his campaign for the good of being elected president.
  
• McCain is too much of a vagina to debate in the middle of an economic wet shit storm.
  
• McCain has learned that you don't deal with American crises by slathering cake all over the father of your illegitimate black baby's face.
  
• Bush, still president -- president! -- points out the obvious in a boring speech tonight, that is sure to send the DOW down another 300 points.
  
• Obama to McCain: Thanks for returning my call, but the debate is still on, you old bumbling fuck.
  
• Al Gore: Still insane.