Dr. Paul Likes Baldwin Brother

At least we know ONE candidate for office isn't a Reptilian Humanoid.

Dr. Ron Paul, ESQ. PhD., has endorsed a fellow squirrely-faced freak for presidente, Chuck Baldwin of the Constitution Party (which, let's be honest, has a tendency to be sodomized by Dick "I did 9/11" Cheney). And some moron named Chip Berlet called the Constitution Party "theocratic neofascism," whatever the fuck that means. Get off your fucking high horse.

Baldwin, after getting off his knees and wiping his mouth, got up and stood beside the good DOCTOR and said, "I am committed to carrying on the Ron Paul Revolution for a return to constitutionally limited government."

Is it possible that Ron Paul's endrosement actually means shit? We wouldn't have thought so months back when Cheekbag McCain was picking fights with him in the debates, but now we're not so sure. If Chuck Baldwin wins, is Alec still going to move to France? [Talk To Action]