Dear Iraqi losers,
I am Tom Friedman, and I write twice weekly in a column called "Tommy tells you about stuff you already know." Lately, as you know, our economy is fucked and you motherfuckers keep taking our money to build Baghdad ferris wheels just so they can get blown to smitherines by the New World Order and their co-conspirator, CIA agent Osama bin Laden.
Well, Iraqis who haven't been killed or fled to the peaceful, prosperous nation of Syria, I want to tell you that our guys who patrol your streets might not be there too much longer. So please. Get ready to start killing each other once we leave so the Republicans can thumb their noses at the defeat-o-crats who slow bleed our troops and voted against World War II. [New York Times]
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