Thursday, September 25, 2008

McCain Will Still Probably Win Election

John McCain's behavior has taken a turn for the grotesque with his recent announcement that he is suspending his campaign, will probably not take part in this Friday's debate, and won't let Sarah Palin get brutalized in her own against Joe Biden, either.  Unfortunately, most of you clods will probably fall for this ploy and think that John McCain is actually just trying to do the right thing. And once congress pushes through their doomed-to-fail $700 million dollar package, the predictable will happen.    

"John McCain saved the economy," Americans will say.  "And he got tortured by the Viet Cong and shook Nixon's hand.  And Sarah Palin beats her husband, hates Russians, and once killed a moose with an RPG from a Chinook Helicopter."  These elections are won and lost on myths and legends.  Now McCain will create a new one. 

When that red phone rings at 3 am with word that the Iranians have overrun the Texas border from Mexico, Americans will want someone like the man who saved the economy in charge, not Black Obama, who will probably be drinking malt liquor and shooting dice behind some building in Southeast Washington.  [CNN.com]

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