Sarah Palin, Messiah?

slimer.com's least favorite international newspaper has no shortage of annoying columnists, but Caroline Glick might be the biggest bitch out of all of them. Two days ago, she slobbered out an attack on Jewish-American Democratic voters for not supporting the presidential ticket with the most warlike, hysterical outlook on the Middle East. Never mind that American Jews are more right-wing, anti-peace, and pro-settler than Israelis.

Based on the pandering drivel that Sarah Palin released on the internet after being uninvited from the latest Jewish-American Fearfest, Glick has concluded that Palin is the candidate for Israel, and that Jews will be made to shovel each other into crematoriums at gunpoint by Muslims should Obama be elected president.

She refers to Palin's opposition to "Iran's war against Israel, the US, and freedom loving peoples worldwide", as if Obama were in favor of it. She cited Palin's acknowledgement of the Iranian regime's systematic repression of women, as if Sarah Palin - not to mention Glick, not to mention most Jewish people - could give a fucking fuck about Iranian women (who surely could give a gift-wrapped shit about them). She reiterates Palin's opposition to the 1983 suicide bombing that killed hundreds of marines in Lebanon. She even cites the Governor's opposition to "another Holocaust".

What a joke.

Palin subscribes to a superstition that says people like slimer.com will lead the way to Armageddon with their hand-sculpted penis, whereupon devils will kill ninety-percent of them, the rest will be saved by Jesus, and then wage a crusade that will eventually culminate in world peace for the surviving fraction of humanity. Glick is going to vote for this whore over someone that will fix her economy, get people health care, get people jobs, and actually give her a fucking tax cut, unless she gets paid over $250,000 for her bullshit column.

This is not just what's wrong with Jews. This is what's wrong with all of you, America. [Jerusalem Post]