Lance Morrison, a self-proclaimed "life long musician" thinks he can make money rhyming the rants of Ann Coulter's books and Rush Limbaugh's ham-soaked tirades. His website, Conservative Music Online, features a picture of him looking totally badass with his friendly guitar with some quotes about Democrats being idiots. Among the topics covered on this 14-song EP titled "Blame America First" (that's what the Democrats do, BT-Dubzz) are Hollywood "leftists", the liberal media, Democrats whining about the 2000 election, and how the left wants to retreat from Iraq.
Morrison doesn't so much sing as talk funnily into the microphone. Imagine bad music sung by a retarded person. That's what this is.
Do the geared up internet commenters really think they're doing anything when they put their "KEEP IT UP LIBTARDOS!" and
"PALIN - the REAL change we ned!~!!!1" internet trolling to music? I mean, are people buying this shit?
Morrison doesn't so much as make a cover to his CD as he badly cuts out pictures of Democrats he hates and uses a glue stick to put them all together. He uses big, red font to write the title of this monstrosity. If you don't get it yet, the picture of 9/11 is meant to show that Democrats blame America first, and since the 9/11 pic is on the cover of the New York Times...you know. The NY Times is liberal or something.
And be very clear if you Google this dude. There is a Lance Morrisson who is a professional bassist and has played on Alanis Morrisette albums. This is not that Lance Morrison. That one probably has talent. This one does not.
Lance Morrison, Fuck you. [Conservative Music Online]
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