Morning Joe: Here is my Awful Column about Nothing. Read It.

Morning Blowhard Joe Scarborough has recently written a...fluff piece?...about...something. But it's for the Huffington Post. 

Okay, first he argues that he's not so bad because he likes liberals.

Make no mistake of it. I am a proud conservative. And judging from the last eight years, I am one of the few left in Washington. But that doesn't mean I don't love listening to and learning from those with whom I disagree.

And he hates conservatives.

Maybe that led me to be once of the first conservatives to blast George Bush for moving America toward bankruptcy. That is also why I was the first news host from any network to began attacking the Bush Administration for their horrific response to Hurricane Katrina. For those with short memories, check out historian Douglas Brinkley's book on the subject.

Then he says they're wrong about something.

I am greatly concerned that it will put us deeper in debt without giving us enough bang for the buck. In fact, that bill violates just about every economic belief that I hold dear.

Then he says he hopes he's wrong about them being wrong because he likes the other side.

For the sake of America, I hope I am wrong. If I am, it wouldn't be the first time.

HE LIKES ARIANNA!

Arianna Huffington and I have shared a friendship spanning two decades and three White House administrations.

And he calls out the insane internet commenter to call him names.

That positive post about the new president was greeted with vitriolic responses and personal attacks from Huffington Post readers who called me everything but Adolph Hitler and a latter-day Ted Bundy.

He goes on to hate on a bunch of HUFF bloggers for making fun of him, allthewhile playing the "Hey, I'm just a regular guy" character. And he doesn't call out these bloggers and commenters because they hate on Joe Scarborough -- OH NO! -- he calls them out because...

Arianna deserves better.

Allow me to wipe my tears, Morning Joe. Here's the thing. Your show sucks, just like every other show on cable news entertainment. They've all taken the same Fox News-Rush Limbaugh-leave-out-the-real-facts-and-dumb-it-down mentality and ran with it. People watch the show they like because they already know who their talk show is going to argue with and who is going to win because of who the producer wants to win. Joe Scarborough: You are a liar, Adolph Hitler and a latter-day Ted Bundy. I don't give a shit how "bipartisan" you are. In fact, being "bipartisan" just means you're a pussy and have no ideals. So please, do the world a favor and shut the fuck up. Maybe others will follow. [Huffington Post]