Limbaugh: FAIRNESS DOCTRINE!

One of the signs of the apocalypse is the fact that Rush Limbaugh is writing columns for the Wall Street Journal about the "fairness doctrine."

Dear President Obama:

I have a straightforward question, which I hope you will answer in a straightforward way: Is it your intention to censor talk radio through a variety of contrivances, such as "local content," "diversity of ownership," and "public interest" rules -- all of which are designed to appeal to populist sentiments but, as you know, are the death knell of talk radio and the AM band?

You have singled me out directly, admonishing members of Congress not to listen to my show. Bill Clinton has since chimed in, complaining about the lack of balance on radio. And a number of members of your party, in and out of Congress, are forming a chorus of advocates for government control over radio content. This is both chilling and ominous.

Dear Fat Fuck:

President Obama has already said he'd veto any attempt to push through the fairness doctrine. Your column is meant to stir up irrational fears in irrational people, just as your 3-hour entertainment show does. Nowhere in your pathetic column do you quote Barack as saying he intends to reinstate the doctrine, nor is there any evidence toward that end. In fact, the opposite is true, and you know it, you doped up motherfucker. Stop trying to stir the public into a frenzy with fake issues and go back to the real issues: Debating whether or not this "President Obama" you speak of is a socialist, a marxist, a communist, a terrorist, a Trotskyite, or all of the above. Fuckface. [WSJ]