Woman: Obama is a Muslim Terrorist who Was Born in KENYA and whose biography was WRITTEN by Bill AYERS

There's a piece of shit in a shit paper called The Bulletin by a "writer" and "nurse" named Joan Swirsky. Here's the 411: She's a writer from Long Island, NY. She writes on women's issues. Recently, she's been writing conspiracies for Newsmax.com. Okay?

Here's the first paragraph of her op/ed:

Once upon a time, a white teenager from Kansas got pregnant by her black Kenyan boyfriend, Barack Obama Sr., or was it her husband? Whatever. (I say whatever because we’ve never seen either marriage or divorce certificates.) Some say the couple was in Kenya visiting relatives when the birth of their son, Barack Obama Jr., occurred. No matter. (I say no matter because we’ve never seen an authentic birth certificate.) By the time the baby was two years old, his father abandoned him for his other wife and child in Kenya.

HAHAHAHA!!!! Get it? It's funny.

Not that this needs to be said, but, Joan, who gives a fuck if Barry Obama Sr. and "a white teenager" were married?

"Some say" Swirsky's statement about Obama's birth certificate makes her a certified conspiracy theorist.

It goes on...

Journalist Jack Cashill has credibly speculated that Mr. Obama’s two memoirs were actually written by his pal Bill Ayers, who was and is a University of Illinois at Chicago English professor, having escaped life in prison on a technicality.

First of all, Jack Cashill is best known for his theory that TWA Flight 800 was a terrorist attack covered up by Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Second of all, Bill Ayers teaches Education, not English. 

Third of all, this is Cashill's credible speculation:

In his 1993 book, To Teach, for instance, Ayers lays out the difference between “education” on the one hand and “training” on the other.

“Education is for self-activating explorers of life, for those who would challenge fate, for doers and activists, for citizens,” Ayers writes.

“Training,” on the other hand, “is for slaves, for loyal subjects, for tractable employees, for willing consumers, for obedient soldiers.”

In Obama’s Dreams, these thoughts find colloquial expression in the person of “Frank,” the real life poet, pornographer and Stalinist, Frank Marshall Davis.

“Understand something, boy,” Frank tells the college-bound Obama. “You’re not going to college to get educated. You’re going there to get trained.”

Frank shares Ayers’ distaste for training. “They’ll train you to forget what it is that you already know,” Frank tells Obama. “They’ll train you so good, you’ll start believing what they tell you about equal opportunity and the American way and all that sh**.”

Make no mistake: The Bulletin is a newspaper that exists primarily because it will print the shit no one else will. It is actually printed with paper and sold at newsstands. On their website, they have an entire section devoted to the Barack Obama "birth certificate controversy." I kid you not.

Joan Swirsky, Fuck you, Liar. [The Bulletin]